Royal Navy completes Windows for Submarines™ rollout:

The Royal Navy and BAE Systems plc were pleased as punch yesterday to announce that their implementation of Windows for Submarines™ is complete ahead of schedule. Windows boxes on Ethernet LANs are now in control of the UK's nuclear-propelled and nuclear-armed warship fleet.

Synes jeg ser det... "I'm sorry Captain, my Minesweeper just crashed the machine. We can't return fire until the computer is rebooted. Just keep dodging those torpedoes a little longer."